Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Holy Twinity: I fucking love them but...

...why can't they do magazine covers like this?


(I suspect the cockblockers at EW may have airbrushed out Damon's buttcrack though...)


I don't know about you lot, but this was just what I needed to relight my Damon fire. He's been going a bit soft in recent episodes of Vampire Diaries, and while Stefan might be trying to take over the bad boy mantle, he's about as convincing as the time Mark Owen went 'grunge' in his post-Take That solo career. (For our Stateside readers, think Justin Bieber trying to do death metal.) 

Now that I come to think of it, Damon's not the only bad boy vamp to wimp out on us lately - what about Amnesiac Eric in the latest season of True Blood? Airy-fairy 'lovemaking' with Sookie in the snow - er, hello? That's not the wham-bam-fuck-you-maam vampire we know and love!

For all their (many) faults, at least Stephenie Meyer and Cougar Cathy had the good sense to kill of James before he turned into a wuss...
"I'm so fucking badass I don't even need a shirt."


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