Thursday, February 9, 2012

The Cuntness Continues...

Another day, another Catherine Hardwicke interview where she is blabbing on about Crapsten. Seriously woman, aren't you a movie director - go direct some fucking movies and stop telling the world about how you're responsible for creating The World's Hottest Couple TM.

The latest crap to spew out of her mouth is how she feels guilty for breaking up RC's favourite couple in the whole universe ever, Stewregano.

She whined: "Michael's a wonderful actor. He was in Dogtown, one of my favourites, so I felt pretty bad because I love him, and they were such a great couple."

That's right, Cathy, they were a great couple! Look what you did you silly moo! *wipes tear* Since Kristen dumped Michael for Rob I have hardly been able to get out of bed in the morning! *sobs* I mean, who is poor Oregano going to smoke his bong with now? *sniffles* Life is just meaningless these days! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!! *snots everywhere*

All I have to ease the pain is my memories... [cue video]



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