The latest crap to spew out of her mouth is how she feels guilty for breaking up RC's favourite couple in the whole universe ever, Stewregano.
She whined: "Michael's a wonderful actor. He was in Dogtown, one of my favourites, so I felt pretty bad because I love him, and they were such a great couple."
That's right, Cathy, they were a great couple! Look what you did you silly moo! *wipes tear* Since Kristen dumped Michael for Rob I have hardly been able to get out of bed in the morning! *sobs* I mean, who is poor Oregano going to smoke his bong with now? *sniffles* Life is just meaningless these days! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!! *snots everywhere*
All I have to ease the pain is my memories... [cue video]
via Perez Hilton