Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Twihard Aid '11

Bob Geldof keeps releasing the Band Aid single every few years, so we thought, why not do the same with our awesome Twihard Aid song? (It's nothing at all to do with the fact that we've been hitting the mulled wine a little too hard here at RC Towers, which is limiting our songwriting abilities...) So once again, here's our effort at a charidee single: Feed The Cullens.

To the tune of Band Aid's "Do they know it's Christmas??"

Twilight- Don't they know it's f*cking awesome??*

(Accompanied by Rob on piano and Jackson on guitar)

We're saga fans
There's a need to be afraid
At Twilight time, we let in fun and we all wear plaid
And in our world of fantasy, we can spread a little filth
Throw your arms around a Twihard, at Twilight time
But say a fuck you
Fuck you to the other ones
At Twilight time, when the fans are all having fun
There are wankers outside our windows
And they should live in dread and fear
That we're going to get tired of the abuse, and kick them in the nuts
And the rocking Muse song that plays for us is their clanging chime of doom
Well tonight thank fuck it's them instead of you

And there won't be sun in Forks this Twilight time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is eternal life
(Oooh)Where no one ever dies
No sunbathing vampire ever fries
Don't you know Twilight is fucking awesome?!

(Here's to you) raise a glass to everyone
(Here's to them) sparkling underneath that hazy sun

Don't they know Twihards are fucking awesome?!
Feed the Cullens
Feed the Cullens
Feed the Cullens

Let them know we're Twilight fans

Feed the Cullens

Come on everyone, sing along!

Lyrics by ara08/GO_3STEN/TeamFrostyJunk
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