Sunday, November 27, 2011

You know we belong together... Or not

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks (or, more likely, holed up in a cinema watching Breaking Dawn on repeat), you will have noticed Kellan's new girlfriend. It's really hard not to, as they have been publicly sucking face on red carpets EVERYWHERE. Her name is Sharni Vinson and she is a definite improvement on McWhore. But there's a couple of things that are bothering me about this 'romance'...


1) Kellan is dating CASSIE OFF OF HOME AND AWAY!! This won't mean anything to our Stateside readers, I'm sure. But for those of us who have grown up watching the Aussie soap (and who sometimes confuse fiction and reality, as us Twitards are wont to do...), this absolutely BLOWS MY MIND. It's worse than the time I found out Kim off of Home and Away had morphed into Thor. Or when Tasha off of Home and Away turned into an evil Transformer. And don't even get me started on the time when Vinnie off of Home and Away showed up naked in True Blood. For those of you who don't recognise Cassie after her Hollywood makeover, she was the skinny one with the lollipop head, who was last seen leaving to travel the world with Sally after getting HIV from Henk. Clearly, this was a good move.

Elizabeth Reaser had serious competition in the Biggest Fivehead Awards.
2) The KLutz seems a little too keen on the old PDA's. Show him a red carpet and he can't keep his filthy paws (or lips) off her. Yet when they go out for Orange Mocha Frappucinos, they are barely touching. Not to mention the fact that Cassie's body language shows she's not that comfortable with Kellan publicly snogging her all the time. It could be that...

SHE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!!

 So now all we need is to come up with a good couple name for the 'lovebirds' - Crapson? Vincrap? Craptzon? Tell us your ideas in the comments section below!

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