As the Breaking Dawn publicity circus starts to gain momentum, the latest Twilight merchandise - a range of hair styling tools to make your hair look like it was coiffed by the Cullens - has left me completely dumbfounded.
Why on earth would anyone want to make their hair look like a crap wig?!
There's tongs, curlers and a sparkle gun (probably) to make you look like Bella, Edward, Esme, Alice and Rosalie.
Funnily enough, there's no 'tool' to make your hair look like Jasper's (I can't think why...), so we've decided to invent our own....
I reckon we could be onto a real moneyspinner here!