After spending, oh I don't know, about three hours salivating over Jasper in his tux WITH GOOD HAIR, my eyes drifted over to one of the random wedding guests, who was clearly thinking: "Lucky bitch. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!"
Seriously, how pissed off does she look? You're at a Cullen wedding for gawd's sake!
At the very least you know there's gonna be a decent buffet.
via People magazine