Thursday, September 22, 2011

Jasper: I fucking love him but....

...I don't think I would still love him if his name was Ron.

Stephenie Meyer has admitted in a recent interview with Twifans that her original name for Jasper was 'Ron'. WTF?! Steph was clearly on a sugar high when she came up with that one. I'm sorry, but when we're introduced to the Cullen clan we're supposed to jizz on impact - and 'Ron' is just not sexy.

Let me present my evidence...

Ron 'Not as cute as Cedric' Weasley
Ron 'Baldy' Howard
The Two 'We Could Be Your Granddads' Ronnies
L. Ron 'I brainwashed Tom Cruise' Hubbard
Ronald 'Stuff of Nightmares' McDonald
 I rest my case. Ron has never been and never will be a sexy name. Replace the 'n' with another letter though and you might be on to something...

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