I have asked the following question a lot. Which of em would you wanna fuck? I'm usually asking it to people who I find out have seen Twilight more than once.
The usual answer is of course "Edward. Edward...Uh uhhhhh.... Jesus Edward" followed by orgasm noises, exploding underwear and usually a quick hump of my leg.
Then of course you've got the howlers. They say nothing but turn their noses up and howl like a bitch in heat. Which of course they are. For Jacob.
Then we get the cooler more reserved "Uhh that Jasper guy.... he is hot" and a short but full blush accompanied by a quick leg cross.
The "Emmet yeh Emmet" response is rarer but pretty full on. I've noted a shudder ripple through the bodies of the responder and a quick 'blink and you've missed it' crotch rub.
The realistic ladies of my generation usually answer "The police man I suppose" but are later found shoving that Vanity Fair issue down their pants.
I find the more caring and Esme like women of my acquaintence like to admit a little "Carliiiisssslllleee" fetish and usually use 'Face in Hole' a-LOT.
But you know what? I've even had one responder answer "Mike Newton actually' which was unexpected but reluctantly accepted. She got a slapped face and a kick in the crotch for her trouble but we're still friends.
However... I have never ever ever heard the words "Eric" come out of anyones mouth in response to that question... No. Never. Not once.
And this is why...
Justin Chon on Twitter:
im always tweeting when im taking a shit. so everytime yall see a tweet from me its from the toilet1:18 PM Nov 27thvia Echofon
What next? Audio...?
What? The? FUCK? This is beyond adorkable or even remotely intriguing.
This guy has gone from a zero following to a minus zero I reckon with that tweet. Is there any Team Erics out there? Anywhere? Anyone that can explain to me WHAT it is about that guy that anyone in their right mind would find attractive? Is it the weird photo shoots?? The weird sense of style? What is it?
I saw this profile picture earlier when making friends on the Robs Closet facebook page. It belongs to a facebooker called Nikki Cullen. She hasn't made friends with us yet but when she does I am totally poking her.
I'm too lazy and full of cottage pie to think of a witty line to write about this subject. I am, however, very excited not only to learn that I may actually win this slick fuck for a whole day (thats 24 fucking hours) even if I am too full of food to hump my computer.
You would not believe the actors people had pegged for Edward Cullen. I do a lot of googling and reading to do with Twilight in order to supply you guys with an endless stream of laughs and knicker explosions. I come across, from time to time, pre-movie blogs and forums and you would not BELIEVE the people that people wanted cast. I mean we can all agree that Rachel Lee Cook was born to be Alice and frankly I still don't know why she wasn't considered... but Ashley is Alice now. The cast are the cast.
Lets have a look over the next few weeks to what could have been...
I shit you not. This is Gaspard Ulliel, a french actor who doesn't really speak English. There were whole websites dedicated to lobbying him as first choice for the sexy vamp.
What the fuck is the story with people wanting Rob to be a... fairy? Angel? Sorry but I'm Catholic and angels are hard ass giants that throw each other off the edge of the universe and stuff. Also they are in the dictionary as "Asexual". Also they live in heaven and rarely interact with humans. WHAT THE FUCK IS SEXY ABOUT THAT?? Not to harbour on the "asexual" bit but.... ASEXUAL? Girls? Is this what we are into now?
I can think of nothing else I'd want Rob Pattinson to be other than a hot blooded man with a big ole penis. Preferably one he used on me from time to time... but you can't have it all.