- Knicker Explosions
- FAN FAIL
- The Rathboner
- The Top Shelf
- I fucking love him but...
- DIRTY LAUNDRY
- Is it just me?
- Rob's Claus-it
- The Rest Versus...
- Monkey Magic
- Rob vs...
- Oooo I hate...
- Catherine Hardwicke...What a C*nt.
- Rob's Sack
- Circle of Truth
- No Chon No
- Sunday best
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
One of the great things about living in The Closet is having our own secret code.
I always have a little smile to myself when having a muffin for breakfast at work...
Or snigger silently when I'm sucking on a popsicle...
And think of the wolf pack when I'm chowing down on a hot dog...
(Why are all our secret codes food related?!)
So imagine my delight when I discovered this t-shirt *point left* on sale at Topshop!
This craptastic toilet seat, erm, sticker can be yours for the 'bargain' price of $19.99 on eBay. Don't all rush at once!
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Nice to see Granny K-Stew still has 'tude.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
It has to be the worst fucking theme cake I have ever seen... She would have done better to cut a picture out of the newspaper and stick it on a fucking jam tart then serve this shit up for someones birthday!
This was the worst cake we found online, nothing else even compared in its shitness... however we know you love a giggle so here is the best of the rest...
And now some I did like... these weirdos creations made me L.O.L.
And....Drum roll.... MY FUCKING FAVORITE!!
Say It Cake which hasn't been active in a while but maybe a few clicky clicks from us will spring her into action again!
pictures courtesy of googleimages
Friday, August 27, 2010
Jawporn, scruff, gun show, raggedy t-shirt, cigarette-- I can't even think straight right now.
Rob's UNF face.
Jesus, he's beautiful.
Change your panties and check out all of the outtakes from Another Man photoshoot here.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Not every Rob fan is of sound mind like I am, though. I found this out after seeing some of these questions posted. The best part of yahoo questions are, of course, the answers.
Best Answer: "he is married to Taylor Lautner in the state of Iowa"
Best Answer: "go to your local grocery store and buy CAPTAIN CRUNCH. in the fold at the bottom should be one of the heads. The second head is at your school behind the clock in the main office. THe third head is at my house..... so just come find me. the fourth is UNDER YOUR BED!!! "
Best Answer: "No, they would probably think it was really hot and photoshop his head onto gay porn."
Who says there's no such thing as a stupid question?
And would you check out the rack on the Bella Swan doll? Hubba hubba.
[Source. Thanks, Tamara!]
Just over a quater of you think Rob is a curser, with 'Fuuuuuck!' being his swear word of choice. While 17% of you reckon he quotes one of his movie lines - with an honourable mention going to Jacob'sBITCH for the hiarious 'How you likin' the rain, guurl?!'
Other great answers include Miss Funnyboogle's inspired 'Get off my dick!' and Can'tHelpIt's 'MINE!', while Roblor fans will love Chrys's 'Fuck yes, Taylor!'
Check back soon for another awesome RC poll - we'll make you scream' YES!'
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Ooooh, we haven't had a good poll in ages, and seen as though our resident pollster MB has dramatically quit (*wipes tear*) it looks like I'll be taking the reins for this one. So.... we know what Rob's favourite position is, what Edward's jizz is like, and what kind of drunk Rob is - now it's time to ask another burning question:
What does Rob say during the moment of truth?
Given his favourite position, does he yell out 'Yeehaw!!' Or is he more of an UNF kinda guy?
RC Poll starts... NOW!
PS. You may be moderated if you answer 'Yes Stewy!!'
I know you're hot shit and all (literally), but what could you possibly have in a trailer to make it cost so damn much?
As you may or may not have heard, Taylor is suing McMahon's RV dealership because they failed to deliver his ultra decked-out trailer by a specified date (read the article here).
I totally get why you're suing, I just don't get the need for such an expensive trailer, shiiiit!
I'm guessing it looked something like this:
Hey, how else does he stay in fit other than to run all around one of these bad boys??