Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Sex Face



Hell, yes, David. After watching Eclipse, you deserve a little release.

Is it just me.. Eclipse Special

.... or did Victoria's dead body look like this:



Robward's mannequin head was a little more difficult to pull off apparently..




Alright, bitches. Eclipse is out and spoilers are free reign now. I'm still trying to wrap my head around how fuck-awesome the movie is, more Eclipse specials to come!

Is it just me...?


...Or is everyone feeling like this today?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Eye spy with my little eye....


Thanks LTM!

Eclipse: An Early Review

Yours truly attended an exclusive showing last night just after midnight. Yes, I saw Eclipse before the general public. Allow me one moment to brag. A-hem:

I SAW ECLIPSE BEFORE THE GENERAL PUBLIC! WOOOO!!!!!!

Ok... I'm good now.

Here are my thoughts... Spoiler Free. <--- You're welcome.


1) David Slade didn't let me down. At all. Perhaps I'm biased (given the name and all) but I swear watching the movie makes you feel the same way that reading the book made you feel. The ups, the downs, the suspense, the lust. It's all there. Three fourths of the way through the film I said to myself "I feel like I'm watching a real movie...not some shitty excuse for a Twilight book. How did this happen?! Thank you Slade! You didn't let me down! I still wouldn't fuck you because you're short but...thanks!!!"

2) The balance of romance and action is ON POINT. I don't know what Ashely Greene meant when she talked about "so much action" and that it's "really dark compared to the first two". The vampires fucking kill people. They aren't pansies. Let's see em go balls to the wall. That goes for the wolves too. Great interaction between them. SO entertaining. It's what we've been waiting for! Speaking of...

3) The bickering between Edward and Jake = the stuff this film is made of. I would've rather watched Edward and Jake fight than Edward and Bella kiss at most points. The way those two play off each other was gold. And we've NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. Those boys need some serious time in BD parts 1 and 2 to keep the tension up for as long as possible. We'll want it.

4) 2 hours of the wig/Jasper's hair/Rosalie's eyebrows can be distracting, but let's face it. For an online blogger who knows K Stew's daily hairstyles better than her own, I wasn't that unimpressed. The average viewer (none of you included) will be mildly bothered. Just mild sauce.

Ok, that's as far as I want to take it. Don't think I gave anything away. Basically, I say I'm glad I was #teamNOvids and even happier I had faith in a guy who knows his teen angst/suspense. His style carried the tone and I'm forever in his debt for not screwing it up. A big budget helps.


Monday, June 28, 2010

I'm No Krisbian...

But holy fuck.

Take Me Out To The Ball Game

Sex Face? Check. Balls? Check. Guns? Check and check. Weird thumb-porn? Check!
This is shaping up to be the perfect #monkeymonday.

Team G-Bone

While most of you were all in a flutter over the Roblor (b)romance, awesome RC reader Line Serena pointed out an equally UNF-tastic man-love fantasy - Jackson & Ben G. Or as they are collectively known...
G-BONE


Here's some nice pics... let your imagination run wild...




Thanks CShell for the screencap - click here for the full video! The 'Look of Love' starts at 00:58.

Kiowa: I fucking love him but...

Can't he afford a new shirt for Eclipse???

First, the object in question: a blue and maroon baseball 3/4 length shirt



Ok, fine. He's wearing the same shirt for his 'official' pic as he is in this scene. It's all the same movie after all, I guess.


But wait a second-- Gil Birmingham posted pics back from October 2009 with Kiowa and the rest of the wolf pack.. are you seeing what I'm seeing??



Kiowa, get a new shirt!!! It seems like he's following the trends of Daddy C and Rob...

Monkey Monday

An oldie, but goodie. I literally never get bored of this interview. Enjoy!
*clicks 'play' for the 1,456th time*

Roblor: More than a Bromance

Forget about Crapsten, Craplor, and even Jackshley! Last week's EW cover says it all about Hollywood's new 'IT' couple: Rob + Taylor = Roblor



We've already covered how happy Rob looks in the Vanity Fair shoot, but take a look at the rest of these pics of *true* love. Look at Roblor at the MTV movie awards last year. Can you see how Rob is slight turned towards Taylor?! That just screams, "I want to fuck you."


I'm surprised Summit let these pics of the super troopers leak.. look at that physical contact! I'd really hate to be a nonlor right now..


Bruce Almighty! The pics of Roblor at the Eclipse Premiere say it all. Look at Taylor's face. Look at Rob's face. Fruity purple suit and biting the lower lip.. are you fucking blind?!


Roblor, please come out of the (Rob's) closet. We know you two are shagging and we just want you to come out with it already.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Shag Me Sunday: J-Bone Special

As it's Sunday, let's all worship at the church of Rathbone for this uber-smexy pic from my personal collection.*

*I wish.

Via I Felt Hope/Nylon

Saturday, June 26, 2010

NIKKI: I fucking love her but...

...isn't her date a little bit too young?


Maybe she's been taking tips from Cougar Cathy...

"Nice rack!"

OH-MY-GOD-HE-IS-TOTALLY-CHECKING-OUT-HER-BAPS-THAT-MEANS-THEY-ARE-MADLY-IN-LOVE-AND-IF-YOU-CAN'T-SEE-IT-YOU-MUST-BE-FUCKING-BLIND!!

JACKSON: I fucking love him but...

...not with a DIY peroxide 'do.

Ah, we'll let him off for being a misguided teenager, I suppose. Little did he know this bleached blond hair don't was a taste of bad things to come... Check out more pics of baby Jackson over at MTV.

Caught Red-Handed!!


You can't fool us, Kellan. You may claim to be under contract with Calvin Klein to flash your undies at every opportunity, but we know you just could resist a quick play with yourself at the Eclipse premiere. We don't blame you - Ashley Greene was looking really fucking hot... No wonder McWhore was keeping a tight leash on you.
Thanks CShell & LTM!

FAN WIN!!

Clever girl!

Daddy C doesn't quite look convinced though...

Rob: I fucking love him but...

Borrowing from Ron Burgundy's closet for the Eclipse premier?

Not so cool.

It's ok...these pictures make up for it. Holy hell.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Xavier: I fucking love him but...

...doesn't he know you can't brush your teeth with a cigarette?

In other news, poor Xav told Jimmy Kimmel that he was bitten by a racoon while filming Eclipse.

What he didn't explain was that the 'racoon' was later revealed to be this fan fail... Well, I guess he does look rather tasty...

The Black Mullet, RIP

June 8, 2009 - June 2010

You will be missed...





Welcome back, Brunette Regular Hair.


Taylor: I fucking love him but...



... no one is impressed if you can suck your own willy.



(Ok, I am a little..)

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Is it just me...

... or does blonde Stewy look like Alicia Silverstone??




As if!


via totallylookslike.com

FAN FAIL!

It's not the fact that you've set up camp three days before the Eclipse premiere... It's not even the fact that your tent is a fucking mess....

It's the fact that you've brought EIGHT pairs of shoes.
WHY??!

Are You Kidding Me?!



Rob the boxer/troubled urban twenty-something has me all kinds of hot and bothered.
UNF CITY!!!!!


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