- Knicker Explosions
- FAN FAIL
- The Rathboner
- The Top Shelf
- I fucking love him but...
- DIRTY LAUNDRY
- Is it just me?
- Rob's Claus-it
- The Rest Versus...
- Monkey Magic
- Rob vs...
- Oooo I hate...
- Catherine Hardwicke...What a C*nt.
- Rob's Sack
- Circle of Truth
- No Chon No
- Sunday best
Monday, May 31, 2010
Only idiots smoke... erm...
OK, I give up... this is too fucking hot.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Click here to see more pics of the silicone creepiness..
(....or to make a bid, we won't judge you.)
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Congrats to Jasper's Girl for the hilarious winning caption!
*I had to change this word because JG used the banned 'p' word. Naughty!
Honourable mentions go to RP_Obsessed_KS....
Guy in blue robe *looking down bitch's pants* - "I see London, I see France, I see someone's underpants."
Guy in red robe *looking at guy in blue robe* - "Wow, this guy is totally HOT. I wonder if he likes dudes..."
Rob *thinking to himself* - "Wait, I don't think, so I'm just going to stand here and smile and wait for this bitch to stop making a fool of herself."
Ellen *looking at lucky bitch* - "Wow, she has some honkers on her... We should make her run down the stairs again..."
...And LTM for this little gem!
"I really didn't think a lesbian would be encouraging a girl to blow me on national television, but while you're down there...."
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
(I may have been a bit gratuitous with the number of photos here, but I think you will forgive me.)
The Cute-As-A-Button Shot
The 'I'm so hot I can throw on my dirty laundry and still look damn good' Shot
The Sex Face Shot
I'm not sure I know who's who any more... Can I take the both? Thank you please.
I can't think where she got that idea from...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
The Bananager proves the power of armpit porn is not to be underestimated - even Bananaman's pecs don't stand a chance. Round 2 to The Bananager!
Round 3: Human Alter-Ego
Interestingly, they BOTH have banana phones... But considering Bananaman's alter-ego is nerdy schoolboy Eric, whereas The Bananager's real life identity is the lovely Marty, there can only be one winner. Round 3 to Marty! (Besides, it creeps me the fuck out that a skinny schoolboy can turn into a buff full-grown man just by eating a banana. WTF is that about?!)
Round 4: Who's your friend?
And the winner is....
Marty The Bananager!!
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Next in the line of Twilight Etsy products we have exclusive Edward and Jacob voodoo dolls!
Source: i_luv_wolves via Twilight Crafts
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Step 2: Um, draw what looks like the hood and her chin. Careful on the jaw porn.
Step 3: Add in facial features.
Ta-da! How'd your fan fail turn out? Click here if you don't believe that someone actually posted this shit.