...or does this picture scream all kinds of divine 19th century S&M?
I'm usually not a sucker for top hats the way SOME are (*ah-HEM* RIMR), but that cane and those gloves are speaking to me. I like what they're saying.
Don't you just want him to bend you over in front of him and give you a little spank (or 12) with his leather-clad hands and then proceed to tap you with his cane? He looks SO ready and willing! Maybe later he'd let me wear the top hat...
*sobs* The Red Scarf was nowhere to be seen, snubbed in favour of the Red Tie - and perhaps, more excitingly, the Red Boxer Shorts!
Not only has the very awesome MAB (Team Alice) shared her fuckhot 100 Monkeys pictures with us - including a very steamy (literally) Jackson crotch shot - but she also revealed The Rathboner was wearing a pair of red undies! If I wasn't so grateful for these gorge pictures, I'd be carrying out the Spanish Inquistionto find out how exactly she gleaned that piece of information....
"People who knew her 'before' she was Native, or never believed her or went through the same questions I had. It was very disheartening to find out that it is all a ruse to get roles. Most people in BC, Alberta, and Saskatchewan know this that have worked with her and I'm not surprised that Anonymous heard from people in Toronto where she's from."
This made me stroke my Charlie Swan mustache. Chris Weitz wanted actors that were true to the book's description. Did Tinsel lie about where she's from in order to score a muffin in New Moon? Please, tell me...
Where is Tinsel Korey REALLY from?
My guess: Queens. And if she's lying, I'm not so sure she's really even 30!
HALE yes, bitches. With the exception of Rob Schneider, most men named Robert are majorly fuckhot. What other Rob contenders are there, you ask? Um... try Robert fucking Redford! Not only do these Robs cause knicker explosions wherever they go, but there are also some distinct similarities. Don't believe me? Check it:
1. The sunglasses are the ultimate panty dropper. I mean SHIT!
2. White shirt, check. Skinny black tie, check. Those facial expressions, do me now.
3. Both are excellent candidates for some serious jawporn..
4. Cue the adorable little black bow-tie and tousled hair, please.
Now this is a first. I have to say that even though I polled everyone, I'm still a bit confused when it comes to what's best about your version of the New Moon DVD. "Why, MB?" you may ask. This is why...
*Drum roll please*
YOU STILL DON'T HAVE YOUR COPY EITHER!
Sooo...when are you going to get it?? I know, three fingers are pointing back at me. I'm going! I'm going!
Some techno-geeks at The Sun newspaper (yes, the 'quality' rag than ran the story of Rob 'admitting' he was dating K-Stew) have created this computer generated pic of what RPattz would look like if he was a woman.
I don't know about you, but I think the Rob's Closet versions of Lady Rob - here and here - are WAY hotter!
So I promised those of you with a wolf fetish that I would, in the wake of our sexy pic of Rob, deliver to you an unbelievably sexy picture of Jacob Black. This picture is so highly charged and may cause knicker explosions for all you wolfpack girls so I can't publish it here... Its just that dirty!
I will link it and you can, when alone and calm, click the link for immediate TWANGIES!!
Sure it doesn't do it for me, but then I am All About Edward after all!!
OK, I'm not going to sit on the fence about this one - the new Rob waxworks are craptastic.
Yes, I appreciate they took hours and hours of painstaking work to create. Fine, I know most of the sculpting was done from pictures because Rob is too busy being fuckhot and banging K-Stew (probably) to pose for them.
Could I do a better job myself?
I know, I know.... It looks EXACTLY like Rob, doesn't it? I'm that good.
Eh... I'm not one for the 'PORN' that I keep seeing everytime I google 'Naked + Edward + Twangies' - I mean COME ON GUYS! We are women, we want sexy shots not some bad manip of Robs face photoshopped onto some manky dude with his lad out for all to see... We want the twangies!! That little woo hoo that we get from lemony fanfics!! Not to come face to face with a massive lovetube centre frame! Get it?
So I was very excited (and not just in the pance) when I came across this gem! A certain Mrs Moth sent this in with a huge smile on her face and a very overstuffed laundry basket under her arm.
This is what we're after...MORE!! MORE!!!
Holy Moly... Its Rob-TASTIC!! No need to thank me!
I might have one for the Wolf girls later so stock up on those Puppy Pads!!
Make no mistake, there have been some serious ups and downs with Mr. Gordon this year. From crazy outfits and even crazier outfits to failed relationships-- this past year could have gone better. Don't worry, Kiowa, I'll always fucking love you but... nothing.
I started to post all of my favorite pics of him, but then I realized you couldn't fit 3,680 pictures into one post (dammit!). Alas, I have narrowed it down to my top 4, in honor of the birthday boy!
UNF! x 1000
Happy Birthday, Kiowa! How's about some birthday suit pics? :-D
I hope everyone has had a chance to thoroughly examine all of the little nuggets of gold in their "New Moon" 8-Disc Ultimate Crazed Fan Special Edition Platinum-Embossed Fuck-awesome Blue Ray DVD Slumber Party Pack**.
Unfortunately, due to situations out of my control, yours truly hasn't bought hers yet. I know, I know: I suck. But I'm going to need a little help. So, please, tell me...
What is the best thing about YOUR copy of the "New Moon" DVD?
Feel free to be completely biased. This is your baby, after all. It could be something you never knew about the movie before, a deleted bit that should have stayed, behind-the-scenes footage, the commentary, or the fact that it is dubbed in Punjabi! (Yeah, I don't think that's true...) Either way, help a sister out, will ya? Please and thanks. :)
RC Poll begins...RIGHT NOW!
**NOTE: The "New Moon" 8-Disc Ultimate Crazed Fan Special Edition Platinum-Embossed Fuck-awesome Blue Ray DVD Slumber Party Pack does not exist and is not for actual sale. If you are interested, join the crowd.
...for poor Bob. Whaddya mean, 'Who's Bob?' You know... Bob.... from Bob's Bikes. Everyone knows good ole' Bob! Well... at least they did until Chris Weitz DELETED his scene from New Moon! (Click here if you haven't seen it yet.)
Poor Bob. This time last year he was probably telling all his family and friends how he'd landed a role in 'that new Twilight movie' and how it was his bikes that K-Stew and Tay-Tay would be getting all hot 'n' heavy over. He even had a couple of lines, godammit! So imagine his dismay when Bob turned up to the midnight screening of New Moon (I doubt he was invited to the premiere) only to find his entire scene had been CUT!