- Knicker Explosions
- FAN FAIL
- The Rathboner
- The Top Shelf
- I fucking love him but...
- DIRTY LAUNDRY
- Is it just me?
- Rob's Claus-it
- The Rest Versus...
- Monkey Magic
- Rob vs...
- Oooo I hate...
- Catherine Hardwicke...What a C*nt.
- Rob's Sack
- Circle of Truth
- No Chon No
- Sunday best
Sunday, January 31, 2010
(It is kinda cute, though...)
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Grand Final: Alexa Meraz Vs Amanda
Fresh from her victory against vamp lover Marianna, Alexa wastes no time setting her pet wolf cub onto her opponent. Quick-thinking Amanda manages to distract the yapping animal by throwing her wig out of the ring, which the pup chases after. Without her furry sidekick, Alexa starts to wither under Amanda's psycho stare. But when Amanda rips her favourite purple hat off her head and stomps on it, it's the final straw for Alexa, who jumps onto Amanda and kicks her with her chunky boots until she passes out.
And the winner of the Rob's Closet Twi-guys in Drag Bitch Smackdown is...
This is not the first time the Italian fashion model has made an apearance on RC, and it's just as awful as the first. Men should never have longer hair or more cleavage than women. Ever.
Friday, January 29, 2010
I was on Steph's official website and I saw her latest message included this book recommendation:
"A new book recommendation: I recently read and adored The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows. It was one of those books that feel absolutely perfect and satisfying, and when you finish it you sit around wishing that you could find another book just like it."
Hmmm. Yeah, I'm right there with you. I think I've read a book like that, where the author wrote a great series, and then she started writing a fifth book but has now 'postponed it indefinitely'. It really is an awful feeling, isn't it?
Thursday, January 28, 2010
........ that there is no fucking news. And what the HELL is up with that?? Why is the rest of the Twilight Saga all of a sudden Summit's best kept secret? We understand that David Slade is hard at work with post production, but come ON. By this time last year, we had a leaked script, a trailer, and tons of behind the scenes footage.
I'm going through some serious withdraws now. I love being addicted to Twilight, and I hate having nothing to feed that addiction. I'm creeping up on step 3 if something isn't released soon..
What to do in the mean time?
First: Go and watch New Moon again. And again. And then watch Twilight (feel free to laugh at the distinct difference).
Second: Stare at this Eclipse still for hours on end and scrutinize every detail.
Third: E-mail awesome things you find to Rob's Closet after the aforementioned research.
Fourth: Complain til we get Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn News.
Fifth: Swear a lot.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Mmmm. The last two are my absolute fave.
Friday, January 22, 2010
11 January 2010: Dear Diary, I'm feeling a little glum today. Although I still have pride of place tied around Jackson's gorgeous neck, I felt slightly over-shadowed by Hat and Glasses. I don't want to sound like a diva or anything, but Jackson promised me this would be my time to shine....
13 January 2010: Dear Diary, I've finally managed to solve the problem of Hat and Glasses stealing my limelight. I told them to wait for Jackson outside last night's gig. I almost felt sorry for the unsuspecting accessories when two screaming fangirls - recognising Jackson's headwear -kidnapped them for DNA testing. My plan worked - I've now been promoted to Jackson's head...
19 January 2010: Dear Diary, Happy days! I'm back up top where I belong! It feels great that Jackson has finally realised my star potential. At this rate, I am almost a fully-fledged member or the band in my own right. On the down side, I am starting to smell a bit...
Thursday, January 21, 2010
2. The 'cover-your-boobies-but-still-be-cute-and-sexy-pose'. Who is hotter in this less is more pic?
3. Now the battle of who is more flexible whilst on the beach. The sand is tricky when you're trying to contort your body all sexy-like.
4. And finally, who looks sexier with the 'poke your top half out of the water' pose? Hahah, 'poke'.