(Thanks to Thinking of Rob for this amazing untagged version...)
- Knicker Explosions
- FAN FAIL
- The Rathboner
- The Top Shelf
- I fucking love him but...
- DIRTY LAUNDRY
- Is it just me?
- Rob's Claus-it
- The Rest Versus...
- Monkey Magic
- Rob vs...
- Oooo I hate...
- Catherine Hardwicke...What a C*nt.
- Rob's Sack
- Circle of Truth
- No Chon No
- Sunday best
Saturday, October 31, 2009
(Thanks to Thinking of Rob for this amazing untagged version...)
Send your Twilight inspired Halloween costumes good though preferabley bad for our Halloween FAN FAIL special!! Email us your pics at firstname.lastname@example.org
“Oh I hear you are quite the twilight nut! Me too!!”
to which she replied, “What’s that?”...
Turns out she hadn't realised there were books at all...
- TWILights do not notice if Mushroom Ravioli is written on a menu.
- TWILights see a magazine with KStew on the cover and think “hmmm is that the girl from twilight?” - they are not buying ten copies in the vague hope that she mentions Twilight.
- TWILights do not laugh hysterically whenever they hear someone say “google it”
- TWILights are like Twihards in that they may have borrowed the books the first time they read them, however they didn’t rush out and buy every copy of every book Stephanie Meyer even fucking looked at in the shop afterwards.
- TWILights do not know the surnames, nor the christian names of every single cast member of the Twilight Saga. They do not know what other movies they are in, where they live, who they are married to, where they are on the planet at that moment, what their last tweet was and what their favorite scene to shoot was.
- TWILights do not wish Stephanie Meyer would finish Midnight Sun, they have not heard of Midnight Sun.
- TWILights do not own standees.
- TWILights may stand in line to see cast members but they do not weep while doing so.
- TWILights own only one copy of theTwilight movie if any at all.
- TWILights do not rush to bookstands selling the Twilight Saga and rub the books. They have a copy, more copies do not excite them.
- TWILights think ‘unicorns’ are mythical horses, don’t blush at the word ‘kitty’ nor do they say ‘cookie’ when they have had enough of something.
- TWILights may know the names of some of the Volturi, they do not know the names of the wives.
- TWILights are not jealous when a friend gets a postcard from Montepulciano.
- TWILights don’t suffer from Twitter Thumb.
- TWILights actually mind their children. They don’t put them in a box with a packet of cookies while they drool over new RPattz pictures...
Have you anymore examples? Love to hear them Ladies!!
Friday, October 30, 2009
Good God! Robert Pattinson may very well ruin my marriage. He's the bane of my husband's existence. He loathes him. I fucking love him!
Just look at him!
I am so sex driven right now.
These are the pics from the upcoming Vanity Fair Dec issue. Thanks to ThinkingofRob
You can see here the exquisite direction by Catherine Hardwicke, determined to make Bella seem real. A real girl, just like you or I, getting with an unreal guy...
A real girl, with real life body expulsions... some more real then others...
Video by me. Thanks Me!! LOL
Who rocks the 'I-have-weird-short-black-unisexual' hairstyle better?
The weird up-close-and-personal somewhat colored magazine/album cover. I think they have the same eye make-up...
The all black rocker style. Dammit- Adam's look is a little more effeminate here, but at least he's smiling..
Lastly, who makes the better Joan Jett?!
Shut up- you know they resemble one another, you know it! I really think Adam would have made a beautiful Bella...
Which scene is my favorite, you ask? This is probably, hands down, my favorite scene in Twilight. I pray every night that amazing scenes like this get carried on throughout the saga. Please note that this scene beats out my other favorites like, "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" and "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
So.. here it is. Prepare yourself for some of the BEST acting.. ever!!
From now on, if I ever say 'NO', I'd like you to picture me saying it like this. Stuttering, blinking and all.
Video made exclusively for us by AAE
And here it is, the newest and hottest
HAL-LE-MOTHER-LOVIN'-LUJAH!!!! Not that I ever even acknowledged them as a couple, but this came out earlier this week and I've been celebrating this week.
Then I heard Rob broke it off with Kristen because she accidentally called him Michael. (Welch, Not Oregano)
I don't know about you all- but I'm running out of cute outfits here at Rob's Closet. Laundry time!
You are my life now. Never a truer word was jabbed under the skin of a complete fucking idiot.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Click here for a unicorn-tastic soundtrack to your perv-fest...
This one is for girls who like the man who is hard and ice cold :) With (as we are informed by Fanfiction.net)....the ability to last for hours with no need for recovery time...... *gulp*
Oh..... and this clip was made by AllAboutEdward :) She clearly has TOO much time on her hands :) What does her hubby think of this hobby i wonder :)
This one is for the girls who like the man who is hot and vibrating....ready to fursplode for you at any moment :) And um....did i forget to say is willing to walk around shirtless for you all day...EVERYDAY :)
Just remember.......NO sexual thoughts till next year!!!! So i hope you just listened to the music and kept your thoughts clean!! Tough break wolf girls :)
Alas! All those Team Taylor fans finally get a taste of what this feels like! Be prepared to understand why we hate CRAPSTEN, and why we now love CRAPLOR!
OMG! OMG! Look at that kiss?! They have so much on screen chemistry. You are an idiot if you cannot see their connection. This is NOT acting, people! This is true love!
Look at them hold hands! They are so freaking cute! And they have the same name! They just need to come out and say they are together (although you are a blind idiot if you don't see the connection).
Look at Taylor (the boy). His face is so sad. He's probably mad at SUMMIT for having to hide his relationship. Summit and Big Machine Records: Free CRAPLOR!!
He is NOT doing a sexy smoldering look here. He is very sad because he misses girl Taylor. DUH!!!
Hand on the small of her back? I can't wait to see their wedding pics in OK! Magazine..
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
4. The lips... This pout could give La Jolie a run for her money
5. The teeth... Thank god for substandard British dentistry!
8. The 8-pack... Not the only kind of pack this cutie is into...
9. The, ahem, trouser area... 6ft 8ins - and that's only his height! ;)
10. The bootay... Tighty-whities have never looked so good
12. The feet... Big feet, large... shoes
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
So let's see how our favourite virgin, veggie vamp measures up against Vampire Diaries' bite-'em-and-bonk-'em bad boy.
3. The shirtless shot... Hint: Damon is not trying to get himself killed in this scene. ;)
4. Coat-off! The goody-two-shoes pea coat or bad boy leather jacket?