Countdown to Goodbye, Number 8 - What the F...?

Eh how have I never noticed this before?

Do you see what I see?

Bella eating BALLS! Look! Meat balls!! Isn't she a feckin' vegetarian?

Its amazing what you notice when you aren't licking the screen...

Wedding photos...

So today I was looking back over my old videos and I came across the bunch of trailers I made when Summit Entertainment announced they were making New Moon.  I cannot tell you how exciting that time was.  Some of you will remember, NMM.org was a hub of new friendships, news and anticipation.


I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love.  Like properly.  In love.  With Edward Cullen.


I spent every day talking about him, looking at him, dreaming about him... it was amazing.  


Making trailers was all I could do to keep myself from going insane, putting together footage to try and live some of the New Moon story (and Eclipse too!) before it even came out! 


I thought I should post one, for old times sake, maybe it will remind those of you that were buzzing too around that time of the love we shared... now that its stagnant and we're moving on.  Lets look through our wedding album one time before we say goodbye.... 


  

Countdown to GOODBYE...Nine!

At this rate we'll still be here next year but... anyway... here is number nine on AAE's favorite posts of all time...

Remember this fucking lunatic? See the original post HERE.

Crazy bitch.

Countdown to Goodbye.... TEN....

You have been emailing in the hundreds, and we have been so touched by your genuine dismay that Robs Closet is closing... Thank you... We'll be posting some of your letters over the next few weeks.

So today we start the countdown to Goodbye...

Ten.

The best of the Rob Versus....

Aladdin!!!

Yep, back in 2009 we compared these two heart throbs.... but only one could come up trumps!

You can see who won that competition by visiting the original post HERE!!

Rob's Closet Will Soon Be...Jackson's Closet. Muahahahahahahaha.*

*Okay. That was a mean April Fool's Joke. But dammit, I'm still sad RC is shutting down. *SOBWAIL*
Even so...Jackson's closet...yeah, I'm in it...

It's Time...

My dearest darling bitches... 

The time has come to say Goodbye. We just can't do this anymore. Things have changed and its not like we wanted them to...they just did. Its not anyones fault. 

You know how it was when we first started. Blogging was all we could think about, we were doing it five times a day... but now we barely do it at all and we barely talk... 

We know what the problem is... we...we...we've met someone else. We're sorry but its true. AAE is fandangling with a 15th century Henry Cavill and lets just say Bean has a downton in her abbey... RIMR and MB are wrangling with real life love affairs and only last week when someone mentioned Rob, AAE was heard to say "Which Rob?" It was shocking. She hasn't gotten over it.

So we have talked it over and the time has come to break up this little love affair of ours. It just has to be... its not you, its us... we just aren't committed. We... we...want to blog about other people. *WAILS*

So over the next few weeks we are going to be wrapping it up, boxing it up and shipping it out... We want to thank you all for your loyal readership, we have seen such solid traffic through our darling blog over the last two and a half years and it has been so much fun.  Special thanks to our guest bloggers over the time we have taken up this little URL, Aloha, Jaypat, Mel61, and our current writer Jade who has been unfairly holding up the fort alone while we have been otherwise occupied...(has anyone got Tudors series 4?)

We would like to invite anyone who would like to contribute to the wrap up finale posts to email us at allaboutedward@gmail.com - please do write us, especially if you never have before, we would love to hear from you xx

The next few weeks will be full of look-backs so do stick around, we would love to hear from all of you as to what was your favorite post of all time so please let us know to the same email address.  

Its time.

Lots of Love,

AAE, Bean, RIMR & MB xxx

Truth Tuesday

I guarantee if these two sold a sex tape, it would blow the revenue from all four Twilight movies out of the water.

Wha....?

Twi-tards. Entertaining us with their stupidity since 2008.

Anyone got some AA batteries to spare? *grins*

Dear Murderous Flesh-Devouring Rage,

You have never looked so earth-shatteringly hot.

You may now commence to having your complete and total way with me, even if it's slow and painful. Yeah, go ahead and make it reaaaallll painful.

Sincerely, Me. <3

No, wait...wasn't it Edward who was an ice bucket??

I can't even be arsed to feign enthusiasm over the fact that some waster has carved a Bella statue in Ice.

Here is a picture.

READ ABOUT THE STUPID ACCOMPLISHMENT HERE

Most used words on RC...

So we don't say "Rob"?? WTF??

Kristen: I fucking love her but...

Is that marijuana on her tits? She needs to take that off. NOW. *Ahem, the towel too.*

Breaking Down Breaking Dawn #352

So now we've all had sufficient time to stop squeeing at the new BD2 teaser trailer, we have a few questions:

* If Bella is "the same temperature now" as Edward, does she have permanently hard nips?

* Why is she still wearing that fugly ring?

* Who is that dude in the brown sweater...?

Oh wait, that's Jacob. Totes didn't recognise him with his shirt on...

The First Time I Watched New Moon: Part 1

"Goddamn...I really want one of those giant muffins."

I'm Feeling Lazy.

So Mr. Sour-Meme-Face has this one.

My First Time Watching Twilight: Part 1

"They're going to kiss. They're TOTALLY going to kiss!"

It's Happened.

The stupid has procreated.

"Would You Fuck Me?"

"Because I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

9021-OH-OH!!

I've just popped back out of my really busy RL for one second because 

apparently Americas sweetheart Jenny 'such little teeth' Garth and the 

good doctor are calling it a day.

Aw... *sad face*

Click over to one of my favorite blogs full of useless information, I thought those kids were gonna make it, for more information, or basically just to read what I wrote in someone elses words.

xxx

The Word: Twi-Humor.

The definition: Oh, you don't get it, bitch? Because you didn't watch the motherfucking movie. BOOYAH

Just in case...

Just in case Rob hasn't got the message that Nikki is, like, SOOOOO OVER HIM, she's released a song with hubby Paul McDonald to show the world how in love they are, and that she DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING CRAPSTEN that her so-called best friend nicked her boyfriend because she couldn't possibly be more loved up with someone new. You go girlfriend! *snaps fingers in a z-formation*



On a side note: don't tell anyone, but I actually love Nikki's voice on this song.

Please don't judge me. It's hard being a bitch 24/7!

Is it just me...?

...Or is Jackson's gf preggers with the rabbit from Donnie Darko?

Thanks to eagle-eyed reader Katie, who also said what we're all thinking, when we're not busy being delighted and happy for The Rathboner: "That's what he gets for knocking up a groupie." Personally, I think this is some kind of belated publicity stunt for Jackson's shit-tastic Donnie Darko sequel, S Darko...

Nailed.

How I felt seeing Edward again after watching 1 1/2 hours of tanned, buff, shirtless Lautner in New Moon.

Here's to Love.

Pretty much the same for all creatures.

Excuse me, Waiter...

But there's a Johnson in my WhatTheFuck-O's.

While AAE's Away...

Those that will....uh....uh.....huh? Sorry, what was I saying?

PUKE ALERT

Nononono...it's just milk, right? It's gotta be milk.

Somebody pass the fucking eye bleach.

It's Funny Because It's True.

I'm not dead.

Hey there, sorry I've been so quiet, I have been really busy with RL and my work.  Boring but true.  Hope to get back on the blogging track soon, Lots of Love, AAE xxx

P.S. Just while I'm gone here is a sweet little gif to keep you entertained...

This One Speaks For Itself.

Seriously? Who comes up with this shit? My job is too easy.

I Apologize...

If y'all have already seen this.

But I think I'll take another look.

A question for my lawyer...

Is this legally acceptable grounds for a divorce?

Thanks MeadowGirl!

MINDFUCK

When you see it...you'll scream pedophile.

Mailbag!!

We loved this email we got to our mailbag today! Poland Twelve Points!

"Helloooo Rob's Closet's ninjas ;)

I'm your secret psychotic follower. I think there's no other way with Rob's Closet - loyal, wild and definately psychotic :) But for the first time I'm writing to You. And for the first time with a little funny tip:

This is an old polish interview with Rob about Eclipse. Seems normal, right? Rob interviewed by a woman, about Eclipse, bla bla. But Rob admits he's learing polish (for the Water for Elephants) and he gives a sample of it. 0:23' "Podnies nogę"...

and I got hysterical! "Podnies nogę" means "Lift your leg" ! and he said that to a woman.

I want to be that woman! I can lift my leg! Both of them!


Sinfully... I mean sincerely yours,

Mnemosyne"

Thanks Mnemosyne (isn't that the name of Bellwards baby?)

It's This is Thucking Disgusting Thursday!

Shhhh...don't stare straight at it. It bites when it's nervous.

Thanks to Gonna_Eat_Me_Alot_Of Peaches!

Yep.

That about sums it up.

Where are these photos???!!!!! WHERE??

Thanks Angela xx

Oh the humanity...the Apocalypse

Wait...wait...before you freak out, this is NOT supposed to be some deformed version of Dylan McDermott (was he maimed at the end of American Horror Story?!) This is, in fact, our own fearless antagonist, Mr. Pattinson himself!

Commence with the brain-explosion...you've earned it...

I've been saving this one up...

Because fanfails this bad only come around once a year.

Something about this picture...

Makes me want to convert to Krisbianism.

Nope, Still Funny...

See what I mean?

It never gets old...

...making jokes about uncomfortable plotholes.

Jackson: I fucking love him but...

...what the fuck is that on his leg?!

It would appear he has a bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup tattooed on his calf. Now, I love Heinz tomato ketchup as much as the next person - but not enough to have it permanently inked onto my body.

Could this be yet another consequence of the infamous whiskey competition that he's going to be stuck with for the rest of his life...?

Oh the humanity...Part 3

It's a two-for-one this time, ladies...

But two wrongs don't make a Taylor. *rimshot*

Circle of Truth

Yes Kellan, you may well look sheepish. Clearly you are very excited to be surrounded by such lovely laydeez...

The Circle of Truth never lies!

Thanks Pau!

Kiowa: I fucking love him but...

...I don't think Rob's Closet will be launching 'Touche Tuesday' any time soon.

 

Make it stop.

Happy Valentines Day, Bitches!

Love, AAE xx

New Bel Ami Still!

"Your hair. It's really...pissing me off."

Moan-on-Monday....Never thought I'd say it but...UNF UNF UNF!

Caption contest...

Get your funny fingers out and type us a hilarious caption to this pic in the comments below.

Go.  Be hilarious.